Marathi Jocks 1

Ekada eka navra ani baykoche jordaar bhandan hote ani te ekmekaanshi abola dhartaat. Navra zopaychya aadhi baykochya ushivar note thevto," mala sakali 6:00 la uthav". Dusrya divshi sakali navra uthto ani pahato tar sakalche 8:00 vajlet!! To baykola kahi bolnaar tevdhyat tyala tyachya ushivar note diste. Tyavar lihile aste, " 6:00 vajlet, utha"!!!




Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa

Russian waiter: Andre vada pav

African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom

Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru

Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika

Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.

Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi




Don Sardargi aapaplya don ghodyanbaddal bolat astaat. Pahila mhanto," Aare aaplya ghodyanna olakhnyasathi kahitari khun pahije. mi mazya ghodyach dava kaan kapto mhanje maza ghoda vegla olakhata yeil." Ani mug to kharach kaan kapto pan nemka dusrya ghodyachahi dava kaan eka accident madhe tutto!! Tyamule pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyacha ek pai kapto pan parat dusrya ghodyachya payala lagun tyacha pai kapava lagto. Aata vaitagun pahila sardaargi aaplya ghodyachi sheput kapto pan tin divsaani dusrya ghodyachi sheput accident madhe tutle! Shevti donhi ghodyanncha 1 kaan, 1 paay ani 1 sheput jate, shevti dusra sardaargi mhato, "Aare jaude aata, tuza ghoda pandhra ani maza ghoda kala, hich khun chaan aahe.

Rab se sachcha koi ho n sakta......

Rab se sachcha koi ho n sakta,

Aapse achcha koi ho n sakta,

Apki dosti mamre nasib me he

Aamare  nasib se achcha kisi aur ka nasib ho nahi sakata.

Kash feeling bhi sms ki tarah hoti,

Aapke gum hum recceve karte,

Aapki narjgi delet karte,

Aapko yadonko save karte,

Aur aapki khushiya aapko send karte.

Gamonki aanch se aansu ubalkar to dekho,

Banenge rang kisipar dalkar to dekho,

Tumhe dil ki chubhan bhi hogi kam

Kisike paw se kanta nikalkar to dekho.

Phir hui hulchul phir aapki yaad aayi...

Phir hui hulchul phir aapki yaad aayi,
Phir nikla chand phir suhani raat aayi,
Iss raat ki Gahrai me kho jao,
Thoda hamein yaad karo aur phir so jao..!

Zuban khamosh, Ankho me nami hogi.
Yahi bus Dastan-E-zindgi hogi,
Bharne ko to har Zakhm Bhar jayega,
Par kaise bharegi Wo Jagah jaha "Aapki Kami" hogi...

Kisse Wo BaNao Jo Mashur Ho Jaye
Dost Wo BaNao Jo Dur Na Ho Jaye
Mohbt Kbhi Na Krna
Pr Kuch Esa Kro Ki Log Apse Mohobbat Karne Pe Majbur Ho Jaye

Dosti ki he kasam kabhi bhulananahi.....

Dosti ki he kasam kabhi  bhulananahi ,

Apana gum kabhi hamesha chupana nahi,

Jitna bhi satana hai sata lo,

Lekin is rishte ko kabhi mitana nahi

Phulonki khushabu churaye to kaise,

Suraj ki kirane chupaye to kaise,

Agaj pe likha chupaye bhi to kaise

Aur aap jaise pyare dost ko bhulaye bhi to kaise?

Khoye ho ya soye ho,

Na jane is waqt aap kya kar rahe ho,

Isi  ummid pe msg bhej rahe he.

Ki hamari tarah aap bhi shayad hame yaad ar rahe ho.

Aasman ka chand teri baho me ho...

Aasman ka chand teri baho me ho
Tu jo chahe teri raho me ho
Hr wo khwab ho pura jo teri ankho me ho
Khush Kismati ki hr Lakir tere hathon me ho

Sirf Do Kadam Door Har Kinara Hoga

Socho Kitna Khubsurat Ye Nzara Hoga

Bus Dil Jo Kahe Usse Karna Dimag Se

Fir Dekhna Jo Sochoge Wo Tumhara hoga.

Apno ko jab apne kho dete hai

tanhai me aksar wo ro dete hai

kyu in palko par bithate hai log unko

jo palko ko aksar aansu se bhigo dete hai.

Log Jaldi Mar Jate He.........

Log Jaldi Mar Jate He

Kyonki Khuda Unhe Bahut Chahta He

To Agar Ap Zinda Ho Or Salamat Ho To Samjo

Koi Apko Khuda Se B Zyada Chahta He

Dukh me khushi ki wajah banti h dosti,

Dard me yado ki wajah banti h dosti,

Jab kuch b acha nai lagta duniya me,

Tab jine ki wajah banti h dosti.

Jo kuch b mila h usi me khush hain

Hum tere liye khuda se taqrar ni karte

Par kuch to baat h teri fitrat me

Warna tuje chahne ki khata baar baar nahi

Raat ki khamoshi raas nai aati......

Raat ki khamoshi raas nai aati

Meri parchayi bhi ab mere paas nai aati

Kuch aati hai to bas teri yaad

jo aakar ekpal bhi mujhse door nai jaati.

Apno ki enayat kbhi khatam nhi hoti,

Rishto ki mahek duriyo se kam nhi hoti

Jivan me agar sath sache rishto ka ho,

Toh  jindagi "JANNAT" se kam nhi hoti

Ishq Pura Hi Nhi Saza K Bagair,

Zindagi Beman He Wafa K Bagair,

Naaz Karne Wale Apne Husn Pe Ye Sun Le,

Khushbu B Hai Adhuri Hawa K Bagair.

Hum bhi dekhenge teri wafa kaun si hain....

Hum bhi dekhenge teri wafa kaun si hain,
Dil jisape marta hain wo ada kaunsi hain,
Ya to karde qatal ya lagale sine se,
Bata in donome teri marzi kaunsi hain?



Aasjiyane tut jate hain ek tufan se,
Zindagi badal jati hain ek insaanse
Kya-kya chupaoge humse,
Khamoshi bahut kuch keh jati hain ek muskaan se.



Leke ham dusaroki hasi kya kare,
Jo apani nahi wo khushi kya kare,
Tanha jinese behter he mar jaye ham,
Jab sath nahi tum to zindagi jikar kya kare.

Ab to hasaneka armanhi rula deta hain........

Ab to hasaneka armanhi rula deta hain,

Jo bhi milta hain dil dukha deta hain,

Waise bhi yesa kya hain muzame jo duniya yaad kare,

Waqt acche-acche ko rula deta hain.

Aasmanka chand aapki bahon me ho,

Aap jo chahe wo aapki rahome ho,

Har wo kwab ho pura jo aapki aankhome ho,

Har khush kismatiki laqeer aapki hanthome ho.

Dard ki dastan abhi baaki hain,

Muhobbatka imtehaan abhi baki hain,

Unse toh bas yahi kehana hain,

Dil kare to fir wafa karne aajana,

Dil hi to tuta hain jaan abhi baki hain.

Ham agar apse mil nahi pate......

Ham agar apse mil nahi pate,

Aisa nahi ki hame aap yaad nahi aate,

Mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,

Par jo bas jate hain dil main,

Fir bhulaye nahi jate.

Zindagiki haqikat sirf itani hoti hain,

Jab jagata hain insaan tab kismat soti hain,

Insan jis par apana khuds se jyada haq samazata hain,

Woh amanat aksar kisi aur ki hoti hain.

Wo hamare hi kab the jo aaj begane ho gaye,

Jharasi baat thi kya fasane ho gaye,

Kya use ilzam de kya sunaye haal-e-dil,

Ab koi hoga naya hum purane ho gaye.

Chup hotonki juban ye aansu hote hain.....

Chup hotonki juban ye aansu hote hain,

Jo chup rehate hain fir bhi bahate hain,

Aur in aasuonki kismat toh dekhiye,

Ye unake liye bahate hain,

Jo aankhome rahate hain.

Teri bate yaad karna accha lagata hain,

Khud me mehsoos karna acha lagatga hain,

Dua he khuda tuzase hame juda na kare,

Teri saansoke nazadik rahana accha lagata hain.

Mana ki yeh waqt hame yaad karane wala nahi,

Par bewaqthi yaad kar liya karo,

Mana aapakew aas pas sari duniya hain,

Kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsaas karliya karo.

Mana aaj unhe hamara khayal nahi....

Mana aaj unhe hamara khayal nahi,

Jawab dene ko ham raji he par koi sawal nahi,

Puncho unake dilse kya hum unake yaar nahi,

Kya hamase milaneko wo bekarar nahi?

Mushkilon me sath nibhanewale tera shukriya,

Dil me basanewale tera shukriya,

Kaun karta hain is jamane me kisise dosti,

Hame dost kahne wale tera shukriya

Tanhai ka mosam hain,
Me hu or saath me gum hain,
Bus ye soch ke muskura diya karata hu,
Kyu ke meri jan ne kaha tha ki haste rehna
Tujhe meri kasam he....!!!